You shouldn't stick your head out the window, you might break an arm –Jacob B
Life is complex. It has real and imaginary parts, and the irrational parts infinitely outweigh the rational ones. –Math humor, komplexify.com
Think of it as personality dialysis –"Popular" from Wicked
Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish? –Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. –The Joker
My friend is obviously Chinese. –Kirk (A City on the Edge of Forever, Star Trek)
Please restrain your leaps of illogic. –Spock (Star Trek)
Occasionally, without warning, ninjas stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life. –Cindy S
Just a few weeks from a real, audible, connection –Doctor Horrible
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder –Spock (Star Trek)
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death, even vegetarians –Spock (Star Trek)
I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on war and death... And make them spend it on life –Edith Keeler and Kirk (Star Trek)
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. –Spock –(Star Trek)
"having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting" –Star Trek
Why did the kid fall off his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him. –Someone in choir
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't get up that high. –Someone in choir
Steve Irwin walked into a barb. Ouch. –Someone in choir
Well, at least we've walked off our chocolate erections. –one of Igor's friends
It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge –The Big Bang Theory
Dude, I heard the dean is coming, put out your sandwich! –How I Met Your Mother
There are no answers, only choices –Solaris
I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language –Lily from How I Met Your Mother
You don't have to live forever; you just have to live –Tuck Everlasting
Even if your grammar is pretty good, you might not get laid or lain –paraphrased from David M
Solar energy is not something that is going to come in overnight –Someone in 1974
"Indeed" would work equally well as a response to "Would you like some coffee?" as to "They're going to kill us all!" –TVtropes.org
Oh, mother of god and all her wacky nephews! –TVtropes.org, on Chinese swearing in Firefly
In space, loud sounds like explosions are even louder because there is no air to get in the way –3rd law of anime acoustics
Maybe if we built this large wooden badger –Monty Python
It's a nuclear show, and all the stars are gone –Elevator Love letter - Stars
Fruit is just... congealed sunlight and dirt. –T-rex from qwantz.com
Reach low orbit and you're halfway to anywhere in the Solar System –Robert Heinlein
Straight? So's spaghetti, until you heat it up. –Dunno who said this
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive if your car would go straight upwards. –Anonymous
You're going to hate yourself for this! And one day you're gonna go to Hallmark to find a card to apologize, and you won't be able to find one because it's too specific! –My Name Is Earl
What a beautiful face I have found in this place that is circling all round the sun –Neutral milk hotel
Asteroid collisions are more fun to watch on someone else's planet –L. Riofrio, aBabeInTheUniverse)
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible –Lord Kelvin, 1892
When the power of love overcomes the love of power then the world will know peace –Jimi Hendrix
Oscar Wilde: What is it? Descartes: it is a vector. Behold! I've found how to travel in space! –uncyclopedia
There are two types of students who fail: those who party all the time, and those who never party –a professor of someone on some really nerdy forum
Day without sunshine... is like... well... an eclipse –Someone on a forum
Someday they will have a war and no one will show up –Someone on a forum
Happiness lies in the achievement of happiness –happiness book
Be who you are and say what you feel cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind –Doctor Seuss?
I love deadlines; they make a very large whoosh as they fly by –Douglas Adams
There is a knack to flying: it lies in the ability to throw oneself at the ground and miss –DNA
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it –DNA
If people are making fun of you, you know you're doing something right –Kyla M's msn name
I've acquired a taste for a well-made mistake –Robyn M's msn name
But would you change if you could? –Robyn P's msn name
Life is like a box of chalk... What? We're all white?? –Robyn H
I think I have mutiple personality disorder, but since my personalities are the same it's hard to tell –Holly's msn name
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the inpurities in our water and soil that are doing it –Dan Quayle
In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move –Douglas Adams
I like the peace in the back seat, I don't have to drive and I don't have to speak –Margit's lj
Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts –Anon
Last night I lay in bed and looked up at the stars, and wondered: hey, where's my ceiling? –Anon
Saving up for someday, but what does someday mean? –Kristin's msn name
Whatever happens over the rainbow stays over the rainbow –anon
To love an idea is to love it a little more than one should –Jean Rostand
You were right about the stars, each one is a setting sun –Jesus, etc.
Bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow, watched the stars crash into the sky –someday we'll know
Plain old Jane told a story about a man who was too afraid to fly so he never did land –Drops of Jupiter
You are so sure of that concept that you are damn near perfect –bangs and eyelashes - A million billion trillion stars
And all the stars came crashing down as I laid eyes on what I'd found –The Crane Wife
We are vagabonds, we travel without seatbelts on, we live this close to death –Here I dreamt I was an architect
Just to stay with you there's nothing that I wouldn't do save lay my rifle down –Here I dreamt I was an architect